Door Mat Conspiracy Sticker

Ok, so you know those door mats with the big WELCOME on them?  You know who invented those right?  VAMPIRES!  It's TOTALLY a loophole to the invitation rule!  Don't have to be invited if they put a big fat WELCOME on their bloody - sorry poor choice of words there - on their fuggin door step!  It's an open invite to all vampires!  WELCOME TO OUR BUFFET, CONSUME THE KIDS FIRST SO WE CAN ESCAPE.

155x95mm sticker
Vampire proof (they don't eat PVC)
Laminated, UV Inks, the good shit, designed for outdoor use, like on your car.