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Door Mat Conspiracy Hoodie
Door Mat Conspiracy Hoodie
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Ok, so you know those door mats with the big WELCOME on them? You know who invented those right? VAMPIRES! It's TOTALLY a loophole to the invitation rule! Don't have to be invited if they put a big fat WELCOME on their bloody - sorry poor choice of words there - on their fuggin door step! It's an open invite to all vampires! WELCOME TO OUR BUFFET, CONSUME THE KIDS FIRST SO WE CAN ESCAPE.
Also available as a shirt!
